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36. Romantic Acronyms: HOLLAND - Hope Our Love Lasts And Never Dies. ITALY - I Trust And Love You. LIBYA - Love Is Beautiful, You Also. CHINA - Come Here, I Need Affection. INDIA - I Nearly Died In Adoration. KENYA - Keep Everything Nice Yet Arousing. YEMEN - Yugyugan Every Morning, Every Night. JAPAN - Jump And Play All Night. at ang pinakabongga, PHILIPPINES - Pumping Hot I Love It, Please, Please, I Need Erotic Stimulation!


37. When God gives you one important thing in life, never hold it too tight so when He asks you to give it back, it's easy to let go without hurting so bad.


38. "Special" is different from "important." Special - someone you'll never forget for the rest of your life. Important - someone you need for the rest of your life.


39. It doesn't interest me if the story you're telling me is true. I want to know if you can disappoint another to be true to yourself; if you can bear the accusation of betrayal and not to betray your own soul. If you can be faithful and therefore be trustworthy. If you can see beauty even when it's not pretty everyday. If you can source your life from God's presence. If you can live without failure, yours and mine, and still stand on the edge of lake and shout to the silver of full moon, "Yes!" - Oriah Mountain Dreamar, Indian elder.


40. I don't have sympathy for the boy who cried wolf. Sometimes, liars have to learn the hardest way there is, because lying kills. - Empress.

41. The best rehab center is the vag!na. Lahat ng pumasok, hard headed, brusko, bully at tigasin. Paglabas, nanlalata, nalalambot, humble, with no sign of vengeance! Hehehe.


42. Have you ever thanked friends for their smiles? Their hellos? Their taps on your back? Their way of calling your name? All of the little and simplest form of love? Small things usually go unnoticed, but in reality, they're the ones that keep us going! Thank you!


43. What should really count? Is it the time you find yourself smiling thinking of that person, giggling about the moments you've had with him/her? Or the time you found yourself crying because someone makes you so happy, it melts your heart? It's just simple... be with someone who knows what they have when they have you.

44. I hate how coffee turns into an addiction and how it keeps you up all night. How it burns and makes your heart beat fast. Especially how it makes you crave for its rich and sweet promises of grains, milk and sugar. Moments later, it puts you into melancholic mood of coldness and before you realize, it has consumed you even before you have consumed it. Empty. Hollow. Bitter. Then again, you crave for another cup. Just like love. - Inday, nag-eemote sa Starbucks.


45. Remember: When there are rumors about you, it automatically means you're interesting. :)


46. Nurture others with positive, truthful words, not words that hurt. It doesn't cost anything to do so. But mean what you say and say what you mean. If you cannot be generous financially, at least be generous with your words - Ang sagot ni Inday nang pinagmumura sya ng sir nya at hindi pinautang nito.

47. Life's questions: How old are you before it can be said you died of old age? Why did Sally sell seashells on the seashore when you can just pick them up anyway? In libraries, do they put the bible in the fiction or non-fiction section? Do bald men wash their head with soap or shampoo? Why are red buttons always the most important? Why is it when you're sleeping it's called a drool but when you're awake it's called a spit? Could someone be addicted to counseling, if so, how would you treat them? Why when people ask you, "What 3 things would you bring with you on a desert island?", no one ever replies, "A boat." Why are elderly people often called "old people" but children are never called "new people"?


48. Good morning! A cute greeting from a cute sender. Have a bright morning, cute receiver! Yan ah, patas! =)


49. God blesses you to bless others. "To this end I also labor, striving according to His working which works in me mightily." Collosians 1:29. Have a blessed day!


50. He should know that the great aim of every human being is to understand the meaning of total love. Love is not to be found in someone else, but in ourselves; we simply awaken it. But in order to do that, we need the other person. The universe only makes sense when we have someone to share our feelings with. - Eleven Minutes by Paolo Coelho.

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21. Sa isang museum... Lalake: Ito bang pangit na ito ang tinatawag ninyong "art?" Ang pangit! Nakakasuka! Painting ba ito? Guide: Hindi po sir. Salamin yan!

22. Globe advisory: Salamat sa paggamit ng Globe Unlimitxt. Ang walang load ngayon ay maaari munang magpagulong gulong at tumalon talon para malibang ang sarili. Salamat.

23. "Ako, Edward, pinakasalan kita dahil mahal kita, pero pati ba naman mga katulong, dapat kong pakisamahan?" - Sharon Cuneta, Madrasta.

24. It is better to have nobody than somebody who is half yours, half there or doesn't want to be there, or is there and then suddenly disappears.

25. I've learned that you cannot make someone love you. All you can do is stalk them and hope they panic and give in. =)
26. One lie is enough to break a trust. One sentence is enough to break a heart. One second is enough to lose a battle. One smile is enough to fall in love. One mistake is enough to lose a job. One touch is enough to heal a wounded heart. But whatever our pain, whatever our struggle, one God is more than enough. Good evening!

27. Mahirap ang buhay may asawa. Umaga - laba damit. Tanghali - sampay damit. Hapon - tiklop damit. Gabi - plantsa damit. Hatinggabi - hubad damit. Madaling araw - hanap damit!

28. Pinilit kong huwag magtext dahil alam kong istorbo lang ako. Pero talagang hindi ko matiis na hindi ka kumustahin! Magalit ka na, pero miss lang talaga kita!

29. Being happy doesn't mean everything's ok. It only means you've decided to see things beyond life's imperfections! Whatever happens, stay happy and enjoy what life brings!

30. What is the meaning of life? "Taking pain," said the nail. "Keeping cool," said the ice. "Driving hard," said the hammer. "Being up-to-date," said the calendar. "Being sharp," said the knife. "Making light around you," said the fire. "Sticking to it," said the glue. "Being bright," said the lamp. "Being on time," said the clock. "Saving a drop," said the faucet. And best of all, "learning from it," said the mistake.

31. It breaks your heart to see the one you love happy with someone else but it's more painful to know that the one you love is unhappy with you.

32. I've changed. I'm no longer a princess. Sad noh? I just found out that my parents are Greek, therefore, I'm a goddess! Oh yeah! Hahaha!

33. I have 5 Louis Vuittons, I bring Gucci, Balenciaga, Valentino and Prada! Can't help it if my things are expensive! - Gretchen Baretto. May lalaban? Sa pagiging insekyora?

34. Bumibili: (pasigaw) pabili pong Safeguard!!! Tindera: Huwag kang sumigaw, hindi ako bingi! Ano bang Sim Card? Globe o Smart? =)

35. Aw! aw! aw! aw! aw! aw! aw! aw! aw! aw! aw! aw! aw! aw! aw! aw! aw! aw! aw! aw! aw! aw! aw! aw! aw! aw! aw! aw! aw! aw! aw! aw! aw! aw! aw! aw! aw! aw! aw! aw! aw! aw! aw! aw! aw! aw! aw! aw! aw! aw! aw! aw! aw! aw! aw! aw! aw! aw! aw! aw! aw! aw! aw! aw! aw! aw! aw! aw! aw! aw! aw! aw! aw! aw! aw! aw! aw! aw! aw! aw! aw! aw! aw! aw! aw! aw! aw! aw! aw! aw! aw! aw! aw! aw! aw! aw! aw! aw! aw! aw! aw! - 101 Dalmatians. Huwag mo nang bilangin, 101 talaga yan! Uyy, binilang nga, 101 di ba?

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6. When an emotional injury takes place, the body begins a process as natural as the healing of a physical wound. Let the process happen. Trust that nature will do the healing. Know that the pain will pass and when it passes, you will be stronger, happier, more sensitive and aware.


7. Relationships are worth restoring. "Do everything possible on your part to live in peace with everybody" Romans 12:18.


8. What makes coffee sweet? Sugar? Wrong. It is the stirring that you do after you add sugar. As in life, it is what you do with what you have that makes your life worth living.


9. Kadalasan, nakakatakot ang magmahal, dahil nakakatakot masaktan, mahirap umasa, nakakatakot ding mapaglaruan. Pero di ba, mas nakakatakot kapag nalaman mo na kapatid mo pala si mahal? at tatay mo si dagul?


10. Sabi ng hangin, mabait ka. Sabi ng dagat, matalino ka. Sabi ng ilog at bundok, cute ka. Tama nga talaga ako, sirang sira na talaga ang kalikasan.


11. Love is patient and kind. It is not conceited and selfish. Love never gives up and its faith, hope and patience never fail. Happy Valentines!


12. This message is strictly intended for cute people only.Since you accidentally received it, there must be a technical error for which I deeply apologize.


13. A prayer can go where I can't go. Thru prayer, I can be with whom I care without being there. I may not see you, but I'm sure you're ok! Coz that's what I prayed.


14. Isang gabi, umiiyak ako. Napatingin ako sa buwan. Sabi nya, "Don't cry, may magmamahal din sa 'yo." Sumagot ako, sabi ko, "Buwan, sana hindi ka nakikialam noh? Close ba tayo?"


15. Seek the highest wisdom not by arguments of words but by the perfection of your life, not by speech but by faith that comes from simplicity of heart. God bless.


16. Laughter is a great mental tonic. It can dispel anxiety, help manage stress, depression, fear and worry. But please, don't laugh alone. Coz there is no medicine for that! Good day!


17. Brain twister: It is exclusive for those who are wide readers. Please rearrange the letters to make it 1 word only. "CONE PLAY DICE" No reply, low IQ!


18. For every dream in our heart, GOd gives us inspiration. For every hope we seek, God gives us unexpected miracles. For every faith we believe, God blesses us more!


19. There is no oil without squeezing the olives, no wine without pressing the grapes, no fragrance without crushing the flower. So when things press you down, God is taking out the best in you. God bless.


20. Kapag nadapa ka, kapag nahulog ka, kapag natisod ka, kapag sumemplang ka, isa lang ang ibig sabihin nun. Patanga-tanga ka! Pero andito ako, sa likod mo, pinipigil ang tawa.

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1. if i could freeze time, i'd freeze the moment we're together. there were so much i wanted to share, to say... but 1 thing i wasn't able to tell you was how much i wanted to stay...


2. Sometimes, i just want to stop thinking of you because i can't bear the thought knowing i can't have you back... but no matter how hard i try and do, the road always leads me back to you...


3. be a friend of thousands, but be a lover of one.. give your smile to everyone, but give your heart to your only one..


4. i may not be too xpressive to tell you how much i care, how much i value the real you and how much i've wanted to simply have you.. 1 thing i know for sure is that i never want to lose you!


5. you think you know me so well as a friend..... you say you understand me, you claim you can read my mind, predict my moods, sense my feelings.. so why don't you realize that IM IN LOVE WITH YOU?