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21. Sa isang museum... Lalake: Ito bang pangit na ito ang tinatawag ninyong "art?" Ang pangit! Nakakasuka! Painting ba ito? Guide: Hindi po sir. Salamin yan!

22. Globe advisory: Salamat sa paggamit ng Globe Unlimitxt. Ang walang load ngayon ay maaari munang magpagulong gulong at tumalon talon para malibang ang sarili. Salamat.

23. "Ako, Edward, pinakasalan kita dahil mahal kita, pero pati ba naman mga katulong, dapat kong pakisamahan?" - Sharon Cuneta, Madrasta.

24. It is better to have nobody than somebody who is half yours, half there or doesn't want to be there, or is there and then suddenly disappears.

25. I've learned that you cannot make someone love you. All you can do is stalk them and hope they panic and give in. =)
26. One lie is enough to break a trust. One sentence is enough to break a heart. One second is enough to lose a battle. One smile is enough to fall in love. One mistake is enough to lose a job. One touch is enough to heal a wounded heart. But whatever our pain, whatever our struggle, one God is more than enough. Good evening!

27. Mahirap ang buhay may asawa. Umaga - laba damit. Tanghali - sampay damit. Hapon - tiklop damit. Gabi - plantsa damit. Hatinggabi - hubad damit. Madaling araw - hanap damit!

28. Pinilit kong huwag magtext dahil alam kong istorbo lang ako. Pero talagang hindi ko matiis na hindi ka kumustahin! Magalit ka na, pero miss lang talaga kita!

29. Being happy doesn't mean everything's ok. It only means you've decided to see things beyond life's imperfections! Whatever happens, stay happy and enjoy what life brings!

30. What is the meaning of life? "Taking pain," said the nail. "Keeping cool," said the ice. "Driving hard," said the hammer. "Being up-to-date," said the calendar. "Being sharp," said the knife. "Making light around you," said the fire. "Sticking to it," said the glue. "Being bright," said the lamp. "Being on time," said the clock. "Saving a drop," said the faucet. And best of all, "learning from it," said the mistake.

31. It breaks your heart to see the one you love happy with someone else but it's more painful to know that the one you love is unhappy with you.

32. I've changed. I'm no longer a princess. Sad noh? I just found out that my parents are Greek, therefore, I'm a goddess! Oh yeah! Hahaha!

33. I have 5 Louis Vuittons, I bring Gucci, Balenciaga, Valentino and Prada! Can't help it if my things are expensive! - Gretchen Baretto. May lalaban? Sa pagiging insekyora?

34. Bumibili: (pasigaw) pabili pong Safeguard!!! Tindera: Huwag kang sumigaw, hindi ako bingi! Ano bang Sim Card? Globe o Smart? =)

35. Aw! aw! aw! aw! aw! aw! aw! aw! aw! aw! aw! aw! aw! aw! aw! aw! aw! aw! aw! aw! aw! aw! aw! aw! aw! aw! aw! aw! aw! aw! aw! aw! aw! aw! aw! aw! aw! aw! aw! aw! aw! aw! aw! aw! aw! aw! aw! aw! aw! aw! aw! aw! aw! aw! aw! aw! aw! aw! aw! aw! aw! aw! aw! aw! aw! aw! aw! aw! aw! aw! aw! aw! aw! aw! aw! aw! aw! aw! aw! aw! aw! aw! aw! aw! aw! aw! aw! aw! aw! aw! aw! aw! aw! aw! aw! aw! aw! aw! aw! aw! aw! - 101 Dalmatians. Huwag mo nang bilangin, 101 talaga yan! Uyy, binilang nga, 101 di ba?

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6. When an emotional injury takes place, the body begins a process as natural as the healing of a physical wound. Let the process happen. Trust that nature will do the healing. Know that the pain will pass and when it passes, you will be stronger, happier, more sensitive and aware.


7. Relationships are worth restoring. "Do everything possible on your part to live in peace with everybody" Romans 12:18.


8. What makes coffee sweet? Sugar? Wrong. It is the stirring that you do after you add sugar. As in life, it is what you do with what you have that makes your life worth living.


9. Kadalasan, nakakatakot ang magmahal, dahil nakakatakot masaktan, mahirap umasa, nakakatakot ding mapaglaruan. Pero di ba, mas nakakatakot kapag nalaman mo na kapatid mo pala si mahal? at tatay mo si dagul?


10. Sabi ng hangin, mabait ka. Sabi ng dagat, matalino ka. Sabi ng ilog at bundok, cute ka. Tama nga talaga ako, sirang sira na talaga ang kalikasan.


11. Love is patient and kind. It is not conceited and selfish. Love never gives up and its faith, hope and patience never fail. Happy Valentines!


12. This message is strictly intended for cute people only.Since you accidentally received it, there must be a technical error for which I deeply apologize.


13. A prayer can go where I can't go. Thru prayer, I can be with whom I care without being there. I may not see you, but I'm sure you're ok! Coz that's what I prayed.


14. Isang gabi, umiiyak ako. Napatingin ako sa buwan. Sabi nya, "Don't cry, may magmamahal din sa 'yo." Sumagot ako, sabi ko, "Buwan, sana hindi ka nakikialam noh? Close ba tayo?"


15. Seek the highest wisdom not by arguments of words but by the perfection of your life, not by speech but by faith that comes from simplicity of heart. God bless.


16. Laughter is a great mental tonic. It can dispel anxiety, help manage stress, depression, fear and worry. But please, don't laugh alone. Coz there is no medicine for that! Good day!


17. Brain twister: It is exclusive for those who are wide readers. Please rearrange the letters to make it 1 word only. "CONE PLAY DICE" No reply, low IQ!


18. For every dream in our heart, GOd gives us inspiration. For every hope we seek, God gives us unexpected miracles. For every faith we believe, God blesses us more!


19. There is no oil without squeezing the olives, no wine without pressing the grapes, no fragrance without crushing the flower. So when things press you down, God is taking out the best in you. God bless.


20. Kapag nadapa ka, kapag nahulog ka, kapag natisod ka, kapag sumemplang ka, isa lang ang ibig sabihin nun. Patanga-tanga ka! Pero andito ako, sa likod mo, pinipigil ang tawa.

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1. if i could freeze time, i'd freeze the moment we're together. there were so much i wanted to share, to say... but 1 thing i wasn't able to tell you was how much i wanted to stay...


2. Sometimes, i just want to stop thinking of you because i can't bear the thought knowing i can't have you back... but no matter how hard i try and do, the road always leads me back to you...


3. be a friend of thousands, but be a lover of one.. give your smile to everyone, but give your heart to your only one..


4. i may not be too xpressive to tell you how much i care, how much i value the real you and how much i've wanted to simply have you.. 1 thing i know for sure is that i never want to lose you!


5. you think you know me so well as a friend..... you say you understand me, you claim you can read my mind, predict my moods, sense my feelings.. so why don't you realize that IM IN LOVE WITH YOU?