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21. Sa isang museum... Lalake: Ito bang pangit na ito ang tinatawag ninyong "art?" Ang pangit! Nakakasuka! Painting ba ito? Guide: Hindi po sir. Salamin yan!

22. Globe advisory: Salamat sa paggamit ng Globe Unlimitxt. Ang walang load ngayon ay maaari munang magpagulong gulong at tumalon talon para malibang ang sarili. Salamat.

23. "Ako, Edward, pinakasalan kita dahil mahal kita, pero pati ba naman mga katulong, dapat kong pakisamahan?" - Sharon Cuneta, Madrasta.

24. It is better to have nobody than somebody who is half yours, half there or doesn't want to be there, or is there and then suddenly disappears.

25. I've learned that you cannot make someone love you. All you can do is stalk them and hope they panic and give in. =)
26. One lie is enough to break a trust. One sentence is enough to break a heart. One second is enough to lose a battle. One smile is enough to fall in love. One mistake is enough to lose a job. One touch is enough to heal a wounded heart. But whatever our pain, whatever our struggle, one God is more than enough. Good evening!

27. Mahirap ang buhay may asawa. Umaga - laba damit. Tanghali - sampay damit. Hapon - tiklop damit. Gabi - plantsa damit. Hatinggabi - hubad damit. Madaling araw - hanap damit!

28. Pinilit kong huwag magtext dahil alam kong istorbo lang ako. Pero talagang hindi ko matiis na hindi ka kumustahin! Magalit ka na, pero miss lang talaga kita!

29. Being happy doesn't mean everything's ok. It only means you've decided to see things beyond life's imperfections! Whatever happens, stay happy and enjoy what life brings!

30. What is the meaning of life? "Taking pain," said the nail. "Keeping cool," said the ice. "Driving hard," said the hammer. "Being up-to-date," said the calendar. "Being sharp," said the knife. "Making light around you," said the fire. "Sticking to it," said the glue. "Being bright," said the lamp. "Being on time," said the clock. "Saving a drop," said the faucet. And best of all, "learning from it," said the mistake.

31. It breaks your heart to see the one you love happy with someone else but it's more painful to know that the one you love is unhappy with you.

32. I've changed. I'm no longer a princess. Sad noh? I just found out that my parents are Greek, therefore, I'm a goddess! Oh yeah! Hahaha!

33. I have 5 Louis Vuittons, I bring Gucci, Balenciaga, Valentino and Prada! Can't help it if my things are expensive! - Gretchen Baretto. May lalaban? Sa pagiging insekyora?

34. Bumibili: (pasigaw) pabili pong Safeguard!!! Tindera: Huwag kang sumigaw, hindi ako bingi! Ano bang Sim Card? Globe o Smart? =)

35. Aw! aw! aw! aw! aw! aw! aw! aw! aw! aw! aw! aw! aw! aw! aw! aw! aw! aw! aw! aw! aw! aw! aw! aw! aw! aw! aw! aw! aw! aw! aw! aw! aw! aw! aw! aw! aw! aw! aw! aw! aw! aw! aw! aw! aw! aw! aw! aw! aw! aw! aw! aw! aw! aw! aw! aw! aw! aw! aw! aw! aw! aw! aw! aw! aw! aw! aw! aw! aw! aw! aw! aw! aw! aw! aw! aw! aw! aw! aw! aw! aw! aw! aw! aw! aw! aw! aw! aw! aw! aw! aw! aw! aw! aw! aw! aw! aw! aw! aw! aw! aw! - 101 Dalmatians. Huwag mo nang bilangin, 101 talaga yan! Uyy, binilang nga, 101 di ba?